I would make it illegal to ride a motor scooter on the sidewalk—even to park it. I would make sure that tickets were issued. If you are on the sidewalk with your scooter, you had better be pushing it or you will be fined.
I would make sure that tickets were issued to illegally parked vehicles—not just tow them away. There would be a huge force of meter people to issue the vast amount of tickets.
I would randomly pull taxi drivers over and have them slapped.
I would refuse to dress up in silly costumes.
I would make Nanjing our sister city, borrow her favorite dresses, and then return them all wrinkled and unwashed.
I would legalize pornography, prostitution, and drugs when used in combination with each other.
I would quickly succumb to ganster cash.
What would you do?