Today, I am a Rive Gauche tree, oh yes, that is what I be!
Today, I am a tree that needs to lose some of its branches. A little overeating on a pleasant vacation has made me a flabtree! oh no!
Today, I am a foil a terrorist attack tree. Yup. Thatâs me. Today only. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Today, I am a Silent Tree. I intend not to say a word, nope, nary a word out of me.
I saw this thread a few days ago. Last night, I had the weirdest dream. In my dream, I was gas-powered chainsaw and a 500-pound bear went into Home Depot and bought me. He took it home to the woods, filled me up with some gas and pulled the cord to start me up. Then he chopped down 4 trees⌠then I woke up confused.
What would Freud say about my dream?
Thatâs Fred not Freud.
Yes, I see⌠I see⌠and how did the thread make you feel?
I am listening⌠yes, the unconsciousness awakes⌠I seeâŚ
Inner Voice: Oh, Iâll just bet you were. Compensation? for the insecurities of the small?
Well, at least, it was not a 500-lb tuna.
Aha! You see! The home as a depot⌠a transient point of unlimited destinations and yet not a haven, a refuge but rather a starting point to somewhere else⌠interestingâŚ
You feel as if you are prostituting yourself? Are you a teacher in an English-language kindergarten?
That is he âtookâ you in the middle of a crowd of faceless/nameless/unidentified individuals.
That is probably nothing more than poor digestion.
Hubba hubba!
Fears of castration.
You are now officially bisexual and have been given dispensation to play for both teams.
There! Happy? or, more important, SATISFIED?
I would like a show of hands. How many people think that, today, I should be an anchor baby tree? On the other hand, how many think that I should be an uncensored porn tree? Hands where I can see them!
Thatâs Fred not Freud.
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Fred, I was referring to Freud, not Fred.
(Freud as in Sigmund Freud, or âSiggyâ as we like to call him here)
[quote]Fred, I was referring to Freud, not Fred.
(Freud as in Sigmund Freud, or âSiggyâ as we like to call him here) [/quote]
Sigh⌠and some fell on stony soilâŚ
[quote=âfred smithâ][quote]Fred, I was referring to Freud, not Fred.
(Freud as in Sigmund Freud, or âSiggyâ as we like to call him here) [/quote]
Sigh⌠and some fell on stony soil⌠[/quote]
I donât know why, but when I read that, I suddenly have this
image in my mind of Sigmund Freud slurping a a big bowl of
Taiwanese beef noodles. Very strange, considering Siggy was
a vegetarian.
I guess this conversation would make me a psyche tree, right?
[quote]I donât know why, but when I read that, I suddenly have this
image in my mind of Sigmund Freud slurping a a big bowl of
Taiwanese beef noodles. [/quote]
Whereâs the beef? Whatâs your beef?
[quote]Very strange, considering Siggy was
a vegetarian.[/quote]
How do you know?
Where is the causiTree?
Today, I am an apocolocyntosis tree. Yup. Thatâs me or rather that is I.
Today, I am an empirical evidence tree. That is said with great veracity.
Today, I am a tired tree. Every leaf on my trunk feels as if it weights 200 tons. Oh the onerous burden of all of this foliage⌠I think that I will have to cut down on carbs and engage in more photosynthesis⌠Woe⌠These heavy boughs⌠these weighty branches⌠these tired twigs⌠these pudgy petioles⌠Oh woe! Alas!
It doesnât matter what tree you are as long as your are true.
Today I have canopy shyness.
And, how do you feel about that? why? Iâm listeningâŚ
Today, I am a why? why? WHY!!! Tree. For FFFFâs sake, get your sh** together and stop âleavingâ a mess for me to clean up. Ya hear?!
Today, oh it just had to be, I am a Jazz Hands tree. How embarrassing!