If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


#921

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


#922

@discobot

“What kind of tree should I be?”


#923

Global, ironic is it not that my first reply to you about genuflecting to the global tree, is what you worship.


#924

disco will answer yes/no questions for you pretty straightforwardly if you use the “fortune” command

Should I get drunk tonight @discobot fortune


#925

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful


#926

WTF? But for more complex questions, you’ll have to make do with the “quote” command and read the tea leaves

What tree should fredsmith be today? @discobot quote


#927

:left_speech_bubble: You can be what you want to be. You have the power within and we will help you always. — Byron Pulsifer


#928

What kind of tree am I?

@discobot

quote


#929

Oh for fuck’s sake. I give up on this damned @discobot shit. WTF!!!


#930

What kind of a republican stumps for Hillary Clinton, accept a global tree, accept your place in nature.


#931

Yah yah, probably should not, perhaps should be right next to “should the top mod of forumosa constantly troll IP” not a good look.


#932

Boy, these Trump supporters have really gotten thin-skinned.


#933

Don’t you mean thin-barked? Don’t bring your cis humanism here to dictate what is normal to those of us who KNOW that we have always been meant to be trees. Don’t deny my narrative to explore my own reality by superimposing your convictions/prejudices and hate-filled invective/judgments on my world. Peace out! @discobot fortune


#934

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again


#935

Fuck discobot @discobot quote


#936

:left_speech_bubble: Some pursue happiness, others create it.


#937

Hmmmm perhaps the result of said verb but not the desired result @discobot fortune


#938

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so


#939

And then some!


#940

I think you’ve finally gotten the hang of it!