If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


Perhaps, may I suggest , you are torn between a "warming up " Tree and a "Cooling down " Tree? Climate change can be so confusing .
Which one ? I insist that you tell me .


Should we proscribe Freddie? :thinking:

@discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now


How about taking him literally: should we proscribe the word THUS? :thinking: :thinking:

@discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now


Ooh, mighty coy today, aren’t we? :unamused:

Fine, you can keep using your fancy $5 words, Freddie… for now.


If they were $5, I’d expect some change…


I want to be a coniferous type of tree wherein squirrels love to play. Who need a ferret furniture when small animals and bird can freely play on this tree?


I really like ferret furniture, but it can get a little squirrelly at times.


There’s some type of really ancient tree that grows in brutal, freezing conditions atop a mountain. I forget what it’s called but I remember what it looks like, all gnarled and sun-bleached and growing seemingly impossibly out of rock.

I would like to be that tree. That way nobody can bug me.


A friend of mine try to set-up one in her backyard after seeing some American Red Squirrel and it leads to a mess since that squirrel invited more friends to play with him in the neighborhood. LOL.


You’re probably thinking of bristlecone pines.


That’s the one!!

What an amazing tree. Looks like it’s seen everything and is fed up with all of it.


A lot of trees will be intimidated with this one.


Its size and strength proscribe comparison. Now, where’s that $5?


Tell you what? That’ll be $5.



That $5 is to be paid in cash and not in a “wealth” of “knowledge.” Now, where’s my money?


You could always start a Go Fund Tree


@fredsmith is more akin to a sesquipedalian species perchance?
Or that may be , “Register of Weeds”