If You Were Trump, Whose Phone Call Would You Be Most Eagerly Anticipating?

Of course, if will be diplomatic courtesy for everyone who absolutely hates Donald Trump to call him and offer him congratulations.

Imagine you are Donald Trump for a second. Whose phone call would have you pacing about the most in sheer anticipation?

  • Angela Merkel
  • Vladimir Putin
  • Justin Trudeau

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Putin. There has been too much tension between Usa and Russia during the last few years. They’re superpowers whose economies can benefeat greatly from each other.

That’s a fair choice. I was thinking Trudeau so that he could say:

“Because it’s 2016.”

Put him on notice that the Wall is actually going to be built on the northern border.

Master Putin, of course, so I can receive my orders, which I will dutifully obey.

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The ones that will feel best will probably be the calls from all the Republican elites trying to make amends, curry favor and get in his good graces.

Somebody needs to lay off all that wacky conspiracy theory stuff, ha.

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True that.

What the hell was Hillary thinking on her stance with Russia??!!

Russia hacking elections?!!!

Not Hillary’s finest moment

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Putin, mostly because (IIRC) he made some unflattering comments about Trump pre-election. I wonder what words will be exchanged between two of the planet’s hugest egos?

When the two eventually meet in person, Putin will probably spend most of the time trying to hit on the First Lady.

I know hey! Wooooowsie! my oh my what a hot First Lady…and that accent!

I don’t see why they can’t be friends. Why not work together?

Hahaha, that looks brilliant xD

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He should have run on the slogan MALA (Make America Lulz Again). So many top kek opportunities have arisen from this election.

What would Rorschach do?

He didn’t end well, though.
Feelsbadman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-pUHYXRvIk

He’s quite happy.
Peace Nobel Price incoming?

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