A witch cursed me.
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Boys or girls?
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Why are you bored?
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Depends on. If you want to start an all-male choir, girls are not the way to go.
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As in food for orc
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I finished harassing the witch that cursed me and had time until my dentists appointments.
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I only eat weird north German dishes.
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Why more than one appointment? Are you getting a root canal done?
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No, but the tusks need extra time.
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How long have you been in Taiwan, what’s your job, and is it professionally/emotionally satisfying or just a placeholder until you get something better?
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Did the witch’s curse turn you into an elephant or a wild boar? (hopefully not a warthog)
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Are you anti-flatulent? Jeez, be better.
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4 years, Typhoon deflection, Its a good job and honest work.
You’re asking the wrong person. 
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Orc.
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Only until Taco Tuesday.
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What’s the first thing you do when in a scooter/car accident?
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If I’m fatally wounded: dying.
If not: Checking if the other party is ok.
Also: Always call the cops.
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why not PM me your bank information, so i can make a reasonable withdrawal?
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I already made too many unreasonable withdrawals.
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