I'm first!

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I’m first to post in this thread.

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I’m first to reply!

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I’m last !!

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I am neither first nor last.

(What a stupid thread.)

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I’m wearing a blue shirt today!

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i’m typin’ nude

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Let me be first to say “I’m first.” Which I am.

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I am firsty, too.

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Excuse me, is this the line to the bathroom?

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[quote=“smell the glove”]Excuse me, is this the line to the bathroom?[/quote]Yes, you’re last.

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Im eleventh too.
I feel your hatred, Luke.

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I’m not going to waste my time by participating in such a dull thread!!

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Bet you do!

Anyway, if you are bored, do like the girl in the ad, go stand on the train tracks and stare at a muppet with a puppet.

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I was until recently. Now the line is starting to form behind me. Hurry up in there, will ya?

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This is fantastic, this is still in the Open Forum.
That means this isn’t a wasted post.

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[quote=“Josefus”]This is fantastic, this is still in the Open Forum.
That means this isn’t a wasted post.[/quote]

it will be if I say this: “toffee apple”

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[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Josefus”]This is fantastic, this is still in the Open Forum.
That means this isn’t a wasted post.[/quote]

it will be if I say this: “toffee apple”[/quote]

You had better not be wasting toffee apples my boy.

I’m 17th!

Open, it’s the new Temporary!

(I think if you live overseas you become ‘untempable.’ Or maybe it’s that I write so much effluence that they can’t sort the wheat from the chaff anymore.)

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I’m thinking about a girl right now

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Mmm…

mushroom omelets for breakfast…

Whee!

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