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Jesse Jackson is my baby’s daddy!
I’m having The Pool Guy’s baby, and I don’t even know his name, woohoo !
Bill Clinton 
Gosh… Monica will be upset again.
I got Michael Jackson! Shamone mother f*cker!
The pope!
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]The Pope!
HG[/quote]
Colour me unsurprised! You and the Pope have been getting it on for a while now, right?
Ja! Ratzzy’s weally zuch a zweety!
HG
No worrys here…
[color=red]No pregnancy detected[/color]
Our remote testing didn’t detect any apparent signs of pregnancy.
Jesse Jackson
Any advice on how to terminate the pregnancy?
[quote]It’s A Girl!
jds, you’re going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn’t she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! [/quote]
Who cares who the daddy is??
but we’ll see…
[quote]Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really ‘felt your pain’, along with a few other things. [/quote]
Crap, but being a slut I will…[quote]Not happy with this Daddy? You can always try for another one if you want:[/quote]
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
[quote=“jdsmith”][quote]It’s A Girl!
jds, you’re going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn’t she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! [/quote]
Who cares who the daddy is??
but we’ll see…
[quote]Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really ‘felt your pain’, along with a few other things. [/quote]
Crap, but being a slut I will…[quote]Not happy with this Daddy? You can always try for another one if you want:[/quote]
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP[/quote]
You and bassman find a way to ensure enrollment in those English classes? 
I’m having a boy with the Pool Boy!
Better him than the Cook.