Implications of unintentional 4:20

This morning as I was leaving for work, I notice a very familiar looking plant or two begining to sprout out of several places in my rooftop garden.

I distinctly recall separating the ‘wheat from the chaff’ so to speak and must’ve tossed the rolly bits into the dirt.

I’m going to let Mother Nature do her thing, but if they were somehow discovered (faithful readers may recall I have one of those public access roofs) how hot would my water be, d’ya suppose?

I’m thinking factors like wind, bird poop, uhh… could account for the random flora…

You’d be fucked. The man doesn’t like people growing certain things. Not one little bit. If I could ever imagine myself advocating anything illegal or even having any idea of what kind of plants you’re talking about, I’d say transplant 'em and keep them indoors unless you’re actually at home. And watch out for overlooking windows.

But why would you want to grow rice on your rooftop?

Thanks Sandman,

I figured. They’re going in as soon as I get home.

Can’t wait till I can make buns, and rolls, and bread and rolls with all that wheat.

:laughing:

I think whoever is responsible for the building would be in the hot water. I once met a man who’d done few years after a sub-tenant had been spotted with some strange variety of non-fruiting tomato plants on his balcony…