Here’s how it works. I name three random objects. You have until 6pm tomorrow to make up a joke using all three objects, and the best one wins a two-month subscription to Lesbian Baseball Quarterly. Here we go:

A pair of pliers.
A Hershey bar.
A Doberman Pincer.

New, or ‘second hand’?

A Doberman Pincer walks into a Hershey bar and asks for a screwdriver.

I like the twist at the end.

This is the best we can come up with? There are still 16 more hours left. I hear the next issue of Lesbian Baseball Quarterly has a pictorial exposee entitiled, “Sliding Home”.