Iran on High Alert After Cheney Gets Hunting License

[quote] Iran on High Alert After Cheney Gets Hunting License for Quail in Tehran
Written by Jeremy Robb, Thursday, April 13, 2006

IRAN — The Iranian military was put on high alert today when news surfaced that Dick Cheney had filed for a quail hunting license in Tehran. Initially news surfaced that Bush planned nuclear strikes against Iran, but now Iranian officials believe it was a diversion from their real plan to send in Dick Cheney. There is a massive shortage of orange hunting vests in Tehran at the moment, and some government officials are running to France for safety.

“The evil Satan Bush has had his plan discovered,” said an Iranian official. “We are appealing to the international community for help. This has gone too far, and we believe the United States response to our nuclear ambitions has now gone much too far. We are helpless against Mr. Cheney and his shotgun, and they know it.”
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This may signal the end of life as they know it…and a few wackos on Forumosa also… :smiley:

[quote=“TainanCowboy”][quote] Iran on High Alert After Cheney Gets Hunting License for Quail in Tehran
Written by Jeremy Robb, Thursday, April 13, 2006

Iran — The Iranian military was put on high alert today when news surfaced that Dick Cheney had filed for a quail hunting license in Tehran. Initially news surfaced that Bush planned nuclear strikes against Iran, but now Iranian officials believe it was a diversion from their real plan to send in Dick Cheney. There is a massive shortage of orange hunting vests in Tehran at the moment, and some government officials are running to France for safety.

“The evil Satan Bush has had his plan discovered,” said an Iranian official. “We are appealing to the international community for help. This has gone too far, and we believe the United States response to our nuclear ambitions has now gone much too far. We are helpless against Mr. Cheney and his shotgun, and they know it.”
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This may signal the end of life as they know it…and a few wackos on Forumosa also… :smiley:[/quote]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Classic. Maybe they should clone Dick Cheney. An army of Dick Cheney’s would do the trick in solving all the worlds problems.

Those of us who mocked him as an easily-bought hypocritical maggot owe the Judge an apology- standing in a duck-blind with Dick Cheney is far more courageous than openly throwing a presidential election.