Is it polite to converse during sex?

[quote=“Mr He”]what you can say during fornication…

“you really needs to los some pounds”

“How about not playing dead?”

“Wake up! COME ON, WAKIE WAKIE!!!”[/quote]

“I’ve had better”

[quote=“truant”]

“I’ve had better”[/quote]
This one goes in the movie quotes not to say during sex thread.

The only talking I wanna hear during sex are the following things:

You’re the Best!!

My Name

This ____ is all yours,baby!!!

:wink: :wink:

If you’re having sex with a Taiwanese, what you want to hear is, “Wo cao!” or as they say in Chinglish,

“Oh my god!”

Ever tried sitting on the coach with her on top of you (facing the TV or facing you depending wether or not she’s interested in the movie) and shagging? Hehehe, this can go on for quite a while and makes for interesting moie watching and memories. Hey, you can even discuss the movie as you go along. If it’s X-rated you can try out some of the positions. Be inventive. Enjoy the “ride” :smiley: .

Wrong it was CSI =P …


無聲勝有聲 我總覺得台灣人從小不是很習慣擁抱
也許常常抱抱她 陪她做她喜歡做的事
勝過千言萬語

I don’t know what kind of job you’ve got, but if I began discussing my work day during sex, we’d both lose any ability to perform further pretty fast. I need a job like yours. :wink:

Talking during sex may not be required, but I’ve noticed that a fair number of females find a certain amount of moaning to be mandatory and, I’ll confess, I’m not a big moaner. Unless I’m overly drunk I rarely have trouble staying aroused sufficiently or satisfying my partner. But I just don’t make a lot of noise when doing so. So I’ve been critized in the past by partners who apparently felt they weren’t thrilling me enough (but for some reason they saw that as my fault, not theirs). Consequently, I’ll confess again, I’ve gone so far as to imitate the stereotypical woman having sex and elicit a few fake moans to make her happy ( :blush: ), although I feel really silly, and a little guilty, doing so. I know, I know, if a lack of moaning is due to the partner not doing the right things one should educate the partner for better performances in the future. But if one just ain’t a big moaner. . . :s

Roach, and Mr. He - you guys get a pass. :wink: But bob, I can’t for the life of me figure out why you’d cheat on your wife! :s

Fornicate: Etymology: Late Latin fornicatus, past participle of fornicare to have intercourse with prostitutes, from Latin fornic-, fornix arch, vault, brothel

Fornication: consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other

Oops. My lack of education is showing again. Fornication is intercourse in an adulturous relationship. Dui bu dui?

Yes, fornication is indeed a sex act in an adulterous relationship, but more specifically, it is actually a sex act out of wedlock altogether. Therefore if you’re not married and you’re shagging, you’re actually fornicating… :smiley:

However, the term fornication has become a common colloquialism to express the act of sex in some circles of society.

No worries mate.

It would be safe to say then that the characters in your avatar are fornicating then? Or are they up to something more sinister?

Nothing sinister…Just fornicating :smiling_imp:

I’ve taken the liberty to fill in the blanks for you, bob, since you already seem to be struggling with what to say to the missus…[quote=“TomHill”]“First I gonna ram this sock up your nose, then I’m gonna make you smell like a dirty pair of gym shoes, then when you can’t take any more I’m gonna sneeze until you pass out.”[/quote]

HTH,

ImaniOU (you can thank me later :wink: )

[quote=“ImaniOU”]
ImaniOU (you can thank me later :wink: )[/quote]

is that “thank” or “spank”?

or wank :wanker:

moanning it nice making sound it good
talking …hmm…oh … ahh…yes … you are the best …

I bet every guys want to hear that
i think most women like to hear that too

[quote=“Shuang”]moanning it nice making sound it good
talking …hmm…oh … ahh…yes … you are the best …

I bet every guys want to hear that
I think most women like to hear that too[/quote]

Not really…

I dont make any noise at all sometimes. Cant talk dirty, it makes me laugh all i think about is the cheesy lines they use in porn. Plus I wouldnt know what to say that wouldnt make her runout of the bed screaming. As for a conversation, i dont know what i would talk about. Maybe the next time i get some i will try having a conversation. At least this thread is food for thought.

Sometimes when words fail, grunting can be helpful.

Here’s the crux of the thing. If fornication comes at the end of hours, days, weeks, :astonished: of horny preamble and when it happens there is no effort to delay orgasm, then who worries about what to say. But when sex comes at the drop of a hat and you find yourself at it "again’ and it feels like you have one of those lock on hard ons…well, it’s nice just to talk a bit… I think this might be easier for men than women, but I had one girlfriend who used to eat apples. The first time it happened was quite a shock I can tell you. Here I thought I was giving it to her like King Dong and suddenly I hear this loud “Crruunch”! Another time I thought I’d just jump on for a quicky and no sooner had I accomplished that than she smacked me as hard as she could on my ass, both hands. She acted like it was a joke but I can tell you I never did that again.