Is the world election over yet?

Seriously, when is this world election thing over?

It’s fucking doing my tits in.

[quote=“irishstu”]Seriously, when is this world election thing over?

It’s fucking doing my tits in.[/quote]
Even when it’s over the losing side will immediately start impeachment proceedings :laughing:

Going to have to see proof of this one.

[quote=“irishstu”]Seriously, when is this world election thing over?

It’s fucking doing my tits in.[/quote]

Voting for the world election will end on November 4th (many people have already voted, since a number of states allow early voting by mail).

But I don’t want to get your hopes up, irishstu. :eh:

In fact, the outcome will not actually be known on November 5th. In truth, media attention on the election will increase, go into overdrive, on November 5th, and the final results will not be known until all of the lawsuits and administrative proceedings are concluded. Both sides already have teams of lawyers in place, and I have no doubt that many of the legal complaints and related court documents have already been drafted so that both sides are ready to file them in whichever state that they lose.

The prepared court documents sitting in the Republican team briefcases say[color=#400000] “Look at all these fictional votes that were counted/people voting multiple times/persons who had no right to vote who’s votes were illegally allowed! The local Democrat officials cheated us! The voting machines were rigged for Obama! We demand an investigation into this fraud before the results are finalized!” [/color]

The prepared court documents sitting in the Democrat team’s briefcases say [color=#400000]“Look at all these legitimate voters who weren’t allowed to vote/who’s votes were unfairly thrown out! The local Republican officials cheated us! The voting machines were rigged for McCain! We demand an investigation into this fraud before the results are finalized!” [/color]

Both sides almost certainly have these these legal filings ready to go already. There are at least a dozen states in which they are likely to be submitted. There is far too much at stake, for both sides, not to at least give the legal challenge a shot if their guy loses.

Bottom Line:

The world election will probably be over by mid December.

Then again (and this is the good news for you, irishstu) the above scenario is only the case if McCain manages to pull a rabbit out of the hat and somehow makes this election even remotely close. If Obama’s landslide is decisive enough --which is looking increasingly likely-- it is possible that you could see the world election concluded by sometime in November. So good news there from your perspective I suppose. :laughing:

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I for one welcome our new Russian overlords.

Come on, this is just stupid.
How can the whole fuckin WORLD have an…
Oh wait.
Oh, eLection.
OK, forget it.

Why wait? The scam is afoot!

If Ohio polling looks like Chicago, ‘thank’ Brunner

McCain Voter Suppression In Ohio

Now as to Ohio Sec of State, Ms Brunner, would you care to guess her party affiliation?

Jennifer Brunner, Ohio Secretary of State

[quote=“the chief”]Come on, this is just stupid.
How can the whole fuckin WORLD have an…
Oh wait.
Oh, eLection.
OK, forget it.[/quote]

I’m afraid you’re too late with that play on words. It was already done for the first time EVER here: viewtopic.php?f=62&t=73187

That’s why THAT guy’s a professional comedian and you’re not.

[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“the chief”]Come on, this is just stupid.
How can the whole fuckin WORLD have an…
Oh wait.
Oh, eLection.
OK, forget it.[/quote]

I’m afraid you’re too late with that play on words. It was already done for the first time EVER here: viewtopic.php?f=62&t=73187

That’s why THAT guy’s a professional comedian and you’re not.[/quote]

Yeah, well, I’m not into prop/photoshop comedy like that low-rent Carrot Top clone.
Besides, his delivery sucks.

[quote=“irishstu”]Seriously, when is this world election thing over?

It’s fucking doing my tits in.[/quote]

Quit yer bitchin’ and give thanks you don’t live in the States… :wink:

Look here for the latest results:The Global Electoral College

http://www.economist.com/vote2008/?source=hptextfeature

[quote=“irishstu”]I’m afraid you’re too late with that play on words. It was already done for the first time EVER here:[/quote]I thought it was done after the last world election when Japan sent a ship full of Viagra to Florida because they heard they couldn’t get an election.

No, BFM. NO. Stop that now.

Guys, that play on words is not funny.

What is humour? Buttercup muses. The unexpected slapstick? The sophisticated play on words? The k*** joke?

God, I miss TomHill…

I heard a rumour that this thing is over now, but then somebody told me that some fat lady has to sing first or something. What’s THAT all about?

Eh? I know my shower version of ‘Show Me Heaven’ is pretty great, but I didn’t know it affected 'Merikun politick?

My name is Dr. McCoy and I’m running for world president. I think taxes are too high, and you can tell those bureaucrats down there in that capitol that I said so. Their days of sucking of the world taxpayer’s teat are about to end! Duty now for the future!

It’s true, the next president of the United states cannot take office until sing. I don’t feel like singing right now. Think I’ll wait a couple more weeks.

Nope, still not over.

[quote] Georgia Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss handed the GOP a firewall against Democrats eager to flex their newfound political muscle in Washington, winning a bruising runoff battle Tuesday night that had captured the national limelight…
Minnesota — where a recount is under way — now remains the only unresolved Senate contest in the country. But the stakes there are significantly lower now that Georgia has put a 60-seat Democratic supermajority out of reach.[/quote] link