Finally there is a treatment for Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Disorder.
Why not just Havidol?
Take the quiz.
Ha!
It said if you get 40 or more points, you’re in trouble and need treatment; 30 to 40 and you should take a good look at yourself as you’re on the verge of being in trouble; and if you got less than 30, you should ask yourself if you were being truly honest with your responses!
It seems we all have it anyway!
That’s right stray dog.
Have I just been had? 
[quote=“Fox”]Finally there is a treatment for Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Disorder.
Why not just Havidol?
Take the quiz.[/quote]
This reminds me of the unreported dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
dhmo.org/facts.html#DANGERS
Gawd dammit! I made an appointment with my doctor TODAY to discuss the possibility of starting Havidol/Avafynetyme HCl!!
Just spent a few days with some co-workers - one is a cocky flight nurse who also is in the Air National Guard, as well as working occasionally at the local hospital where we both work. She pulls down upwards of $USD 78,000 from her civilian job as a flight nurse, then more from the Nat’l guard and part-time RN position. She NEEDS Havidol!! Baaaad. She’s 27 years old - has a new Hummer 3, her own home, all kinds of electronic toys and equipment, skiing and snowboarding paraphenalia, just converted her basement into a bar/party room with 52" flat screen TV. Who knows where she could be with Havidol? The sky’s the limit!
Since I started developing my friendship with her, and some fellow co-workers, I’ve been feeling dissatisfied with things that used to bring me pleasure: curling up with the Washington Post on a Saturday morning to do the crossword, going to the local bar/lounge to listen to local musicians jam, reading, hiking local trails like the Appalachian Trail, taking a hot soak in my soaking tub with candles and incense burning, gardening. While I was contemplating this I realized these things all have a commonality: they do not require me to spend money or consume anything.
I am so grateful to you, Fox, for putting this info about Havidol out there. I am so excited! Maybe in the not too far off future, I’ll be able to join my younger colleagues in their lifestyle of ambition and conspicuous consumption - then I’ll too truely have it all!!! I’m going to email this to all my close family and friends. Everyone should know about this new wonder drug!
Bodo
I scored a 31. I feel safe and content with my score.
I guess that’s why I’m not a prime candidate for havidol.
[quote]Your score is 21.
If your score falls between 40-60 you should see your doctor immediately.
If your score is between 30-40 you may be on the brink of succumbing to DSACDAD. Be aware of this possibility and be prepared by discussing your options with your doctor.
If your score falls between 15-30 take a moment to check in with yourself. Determine if you are answering as truthfully as possible. It’s okay to need help. And thankfully help is available. [/quote]
Thank heavens I’m not on the brink of succumbing…but wait, I should take a moment to “check in with yourself”… just in case I’m lying to myself, blisfully unaware that I am on the verge of …
AaCk!
[quote]IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Problems can be avoided if you take HAVIDOL only when you are able to immediately benefit from its effects. To fully benefit from HAVIDOL patients are encouraged to engage in activities requiring exceptional mental, motor, and consumptive coordination. HAVIDOL is not for you if you have abruptly stopped using alcohol or sedatives. Havidol should be taken indefinitely. Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation. Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians. [/quote]
“Consumptive co-ordination”? Does this refer to TB or one’s ability to consume?
“Havidol should be taken indefinitely”. Surrender to the Void.
& check out those funky side effects: “extraordinary thinking”, “impulsivity induced consumption”, “inter-species communication”, “taste perversion”, “terminal smile”, “oral inflammmation”. I wonder if these symptoms appear before or after “markedly delayed sexual climax”.
This shit sounds great. :homer:
Almost better that the Hops.
:note: “You Can Have It All.
My Empire of Dirt…”
That’s funny. I’d love to meet the artist.