So I’m sitting here in a cyber cafe in the southern regions of Babylon and in comes this woman with a box (most of’em do!). Mind you, she’s wearing a short skirt that requires her to shave not only her legs but…ah nm…Anyway, back to what’s inside this box: The box contains some breed of toy dog. She has smacked it twice on the nose to stay inside this cardboard box and now she has placed her foot on top of the box sealing it shut. WTF? It’s cute and all but why bring it here? Why seal it inside this box while playing CS? I just don’t get it.
Ya know what? I’m not surprised because throughout my visit to this cafe’ (amoungst others), I’ve seen toddlers (currently there’s one crying on the other side of this place), a 10 year old punk smokin cigarette’s while swearin the sky blue “Gan Ning Nia”(TODAY!), various Jo-Dian babe/whores/hostessess (all hours), and a strange experience with a Taiwaner who tried to beat down his Vietnamese wife because I asked her if she was Viet after I had noticed her typing on YM while sitting next to them. The dude was watchin her like a hawk, then decided to scold her and appologize to me. Wow. What a friggen Zoo…
Rant off.
I LOVE TAIWAN! (Though I hate the bitch that’s in a commercial/show promoting Taiwan on The Living channel, me tinks. She makes me want to blow up my television set or stroll up to her and say “Hey MOE!” poke)
[quote=“M0NSTER”]
I LOVE TAIWAN! (hate the bitch on that commercial/show. She makes me want to blow up my television set or stroll up to her and say “Hey MOE!” poke)[/quote]
That would be Janet. Actually, I kinda like her. She livens up the place. And it’s not like she’s talking to a plastic Hello Kitty Lego rip-off and saying something like “se fun mei?” or whatever the fuck they’re saying.
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“M0NSTER”]
I LOVE TAIWAN! (hate the bitch on that commercial/show. She makes me want to blow up my television set or stroll up to her and say “Hey MOE!” poke)[/quote]
That would be Janet. Actually, I kinda like her. She livens up the place. And it’s not like she’s talking to a plastic Hello Kitty Lego rip-off and saying something like “se fun mei?” or whatever the fuck they’re saying.
I agree with you about the computer place though.[/quote]
‘Janet’ drives me bonkers. She makes me grind my teeth. Shit eatin grin in combo with the happy go lucky Hao Ke Ai-oh type crapola.
I think I had better leave because this woman is making me angry. Plus, what would I do anyway?
Ok…I just told her in English…TPR baby! pwahaha…But she now has openned the box enough so it can stick it’s head out. Her foot is still not giving it room to move around. What I would give to speak Chinese in these circumstances. Other times I couldn’t care less. I like being deaf, dumb and stupid.
Sorry Monster, Janet’s all right with me, too. I remember seeing some skinny foreign dude doing a travel show in Mandarin a while back - that guy was a tool, playing the goofy cool foreigner guy. Janet gives me the impression that she’s playing who she actually is - not some cartoon.
I really think Richard Quest should be slapped, though. CNN-smilin-clown freak.
It all seems staged. I can picture her thumpin around (see: brat) after the show but whatever. Who knows? Who cares? To each his own. Foreigners on TV don’t do it for me either. Some are worse than others. Simple as that.
Back on topic: she has now given it a binlang-cup of water from the washroom and is now paying it more attention after my attempt at sign language fit for primates. OoooOO OooOooO AH AH AH AH.