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[quote=“Richardm”]If you can keep your head when all those about you are losing theirs then you could qualify for an exciting career as a civilian contractor! You might not ever be the head of a major corporation, but you could be a henchman in Dick Cheney’s private army. Apply to Halliburton today.
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BroonAle,
Why don’t you take a job over there? The pay is really, really good. And with all your Islamofascist ass kissing, you should be immune from beheading 
Just tell 'em Osama is your friend 
[quote=“Shin-Gua”]BroonAle,
Why don’t you take a job over there? The pay is really, really good. And with all your Islamofascist ass kissing, you should be immune from beheading Just tell 'em Osama is your friend [/quote]
Well at least I am still in posession of all my body parts, whereas you sound like you have had a few of the more important ones absent for some time now.
Broon Ale:
I already done explained to you over and over again a sixth toe and an extra thumb are not ALL your body parts, they are EXTRA and often indicative of a close (very close) family.
Mah Famlee tree aint got no branches…lordy lordy.
At least they’re letting foreigners pack heat…
Problem is Broon Ale as your “girlfriend” told me, your lower extremities ain’t got no branches neither. Course it seems strange to call a balloon your girl friend but hey, I understand that you’re just lonely.
hahah
freddie
I’d have a read of this keepmedia.com/ShowItemDetai … _id=366991 before sending out any resumes…