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ATTENTION NETIZENS
WE HAVE A REPORT COMING IN
THERE IS A TARGET ON FIRE IN A CITY SOMEWHERE
ALERT THE FORCES OF TRUTH & JUSTICE, LET’S GET THIS IMPORTANT NEWS AS WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AS POSSIBLE IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME
DON’T LOOK OVER THERE - THAT’S NOT A SITTING PRESIDENT IGNORING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE
LOOK, THE FIRE HAS SPREAD TO APPLEBEE’S, A GREAT SOURCE OF CULTURE IS BEING LOST
Yeah, fuck jobs.
ATTENTION NETIZENS
WE HAVE A REPORT COMING IN
THERE IS A TARGET ON FIRE IN A CITY SOMEWHERE
ALERT THE FORCES OF TRUTH & JUSTICE, LET’S GET THIS IMPORTANT NEWS AS WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AS POSSIBLE IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME
DON’T LOOK OVER THERE - THAT’S NOT A SITTING PRESIDENT IGNORING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE
LOOK, THE FIRE HAS SPREAD TO APPLEBEE’S, A GREAT SOURCE OF CULTURE IS BEING LOST
Maybe ease up a little on the caffeine or something?
ATTENTION NETIZENS
WE HAVE A REPORT COMING IN
THERE IS A TARGET ON FIRE IN A CITY SOMEWHERE
Nah, it’s more like, just post a drawing of a fire, call it a day, you’re a useful member of society.
Yeah, fuck jobs.
No one even works in coal mines anymore, man. It’s not 1970. Actually, more like 1920 for peak coal mine employment.
You want jobs? Pass the Green New Deal.
No one even works in coal mines anymore, man. It’s not 1970. Actually, more like 1920 for peak coal mine employment.
WTacutal fuck are you on about? Coal? heh?
Maybe ease up a little on the caffeine or something?
IF I EASE UP ON THE CAFFEINE
THERE WILL BE NO WAY FOR ME TO BE FULLY ALERT & READY
WHEN THE TARGETS START BURNING
AND APPLEBEE’S RUNS OUT OF SHRIMP COCKTAIL
AND COMMIE BIDEN SENDS ME TO A GULAG
IF I EASE UP ON THE CAFFEINE
THERE WILL BE NO WAY FOR ME TO BE FULLY ALERT & READY
WHEN THE TARGETS START BURNING
AND APPLEBEE’S RUNS OUT OF SHRIMP COCKTAIL
AND COMMIE BIDEN SENDS ME TO A GULAG
I hear it takes 48 hours to get out of your system completely. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
I hear it takes 48 hours to get out of your system completely. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
I PUT THE SHRIMP DISINFECTANT COCKTAIL
INTO MY VEINS VIA INJECTION
AM I DOING IT RIGHT
SEND HELP
FOR SOME REASON TARGET IS STILL ON FIRE
OK, maybe 72 hours in extreme cases…
OK, maybe 72 hours in extreme cases…
What about fried oysters? It seems like fahever.
What about fried oysters? It seems like fahever.
Takes a while for your stomach lining to regenerate. Patience…
Honestly the next candidates
Should pay me a big bribe not to vote for them because my magic powers seem to still work
I will take bids starting 100 million
Honestly the next candidates
Should pay me a big bribe not to vote for them because my magic powers seem to still workI will take bids starting 100 million
I’ve only voted for a winning candidate once…Obama ‘08. I’ve apologized already.
I voted for Ross Perot as my first ever vote.
I’ve only voted for a winning candidate once…Obama ‘08. I’ve apologized already.
Yeah well, Clinton 1992.
I’ve only voted for a winning candidate once…Obama ‘08. I’ve apologized already.
I voted for Obama twice so made that same mistake twice. Buy hey I was a California liberal all the kids were doing it. I just started to pay a lot more attention during his 2nd admin while all my other Liberal friends were asheep…I mean asleep. But overall Obama was leaps and bounds better than both GW Bush and Bush Sr. But the establishment posse are the same people regardless of party affiliation.
and Bush Sr.
Huh? The guy that got us through the end of the Cold War without a nuclear war in Europe? That guy? Ouch…
Huh? The guy that got us through the end of the Cold War without a nuclear war in Europe? That guy? Ouch…
You mean during his 1989-1993 Presidency? Maybe if you’re attributing the Berlin Wall falling down to him in 89?