Joke of the Day 2021

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks:

“Daddy, can’t you just use a sponge?”

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https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/

Joke is in the link.

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Thanks for this enertainment, I actually found myself disappointed when those adverts at the end were not active links :laughing:

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Why did Speedy Gonzales die of Covid-19?

He had andale-ing conditions.

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My cross-eyed ex wife has been sacked from her job as a teacher.

She couldn’t control her pupils.

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What’s the difference between Emma Raducanu and Prince Andrew?

Emma’s not scared of an American court.

Where do pirates send their taxes?

To the I-Arrrrhhhhh-S

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If I had to describe myself in three words, I’d say, “not good at math.”

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What do you call a cat that drives a taxi?

A Tabby Cabby

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Five years ago, I messaged a random woman on Tinder, asking her to go on a date with me. Today, I asked her to be my wife.

She said “No” both times.

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I came home drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up so I just stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs…

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Human: We have a color named after you!
Salmon: Really? Is it silvery blue like my skin?
Human: No, uh…
Salmon: Wait, why is it pink?
Human: …
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK?!?

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I saw a German man jump into a freezing cold pond to rescue a dog who was drowning.
He climbed out, handed over the dog and said, “Here is ze dog. Dry him off, keep him vorm, he vill be fine.”
“Are you a vet?” I asked.
He replied, “Vet?!? I’m fucking soaking!”

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My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators.

We clicked right away…

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Are you just going through your “bumper book of stupid jokes” a page at a time here? :slight_smile:

I don’t get it

Must be a British thing… :grin:

I had a book when i was about 7 called the bumper book of fun, or something similar. Your daily jokes are very familiar :slight_smile:

what’s the punchline?