What do you say when you bump into a unicorn at a party?
Ouch!
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Feeling horny tonight?
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My bedside table broke after one day. Oh well, …
… I guess it was just a one-night stand.
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put at little boogie into it
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It’s a shame Christianity, Islam, and Judaism have fought each other for centuries…
… Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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Did you hear about the pirate who became furious every time his ship floated away?
He had to take anchor management classes
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I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia…
We were separated at Perth.
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I feel very strongly about graffiti in public restroom stalls…
So I’ve signed a partition.
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A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern…
He’d better watch out for a vain gavotter. 
What did the dairy cow call the yogurt when it went to the opera?
“Cultured”
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Today I learned in Germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed.
It’s called gluten tag
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Have you heard of the Ninja Dinosaurs?
They are called Uneversaurus
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I tried to write a Valentine’s Day joke about poop – but it was too mushy
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