Well, you know what happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
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Iâm sorry, the yolks lost on me.
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Whatâs the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Kernel.
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I was walking past the YMCA yesterday, and saw a teenage boy sitting outside stroking some feathers.
I said, "Young man, thereâs no need to feel downâŚâ
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I got my stimulus check on St. Patrickâs Day.
Call that the luck of the IRS.
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the rabbit, âWhatâs your blood type?â
âIâm probably a type O,â says the rabbit.
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took me two reads!
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I only got when reading it out loud!
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0110 1000 0111 0100 0111 0100 0111 0000
0011 1010 0010 1111 0010 1111 0111 0100
0110 1001 0110 1110 0111 1001 0111 0101
0111 0010 0110 1100 0010 1110 0110 0011
0110 1111 0110 1101 0010 1111 0011 0010
0110 0110 0110 0011 0111 0000 0111 0010
0110 0101 0011 0110 0000 1101 0000 1010
0000 1101 0000 1010 0111 0000 0110 0001
0111 0010 0111 0100 0111 1001 0010 0000
0110 1111 0110 1110 0010 0000 0110 0111
0110 0001 0111 0010 0111 0100 0110 1000
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There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who donât.
Me uncle got a wooden motorcycle the other week. Would you know, it had a wooden seat, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, a wooden engine, even wooden motor oil. And get this - it woodenâ work!
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Nice one!
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Behold! The Reverse RickRoll! 
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Youâre treading on very thin ice, Doc. 
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
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My wife totally changed when she became a veganâŚ
Itâs like I never knew herbivore.
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groanâŚ
Husband: My love for you is like counting starsâŚ
Wife: You mean, infinite?
Husband: A waste of time
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No masturbating in the Joke of the Day thread!
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