Joke of the Day 2021

If you groan, you should heart it :rofl:

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Brilliant. Can I steal -er, copy- it?

Why not? I did…

I wanted to post another meme about the Ever Given blocking the Suez Canal…

But that ship has sailed.

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Good timing, my ruminant friend!

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What did the Guardian of the Galaxy say after retiling the bathroom?

I am grout

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It turns out, ‘Fox News’ has no actual coverage of foxes.

I was also disappointed by BBC news.

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I suspect MILF have their own YouTube channel, if that helps?

I bet they get a lot of confused comments then. :cactus:

I’ll tell you what really annoys me–people who get well-known phrases wrong.

I mean, it’s not rocket surgery…

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:notworthy:

A TV repair man came to a customer’s house. The repairman checked out the TV to see why it was not working. After the repairman looked at the TV he said to the customer, “Well, sir I got good news and bad news for you.”

The customer asked, “What’s the good news?”

The repair man said, “The good news is that the TV repair service will not cost you anything.”

Then the customer asked, “What’s the bad news?”

The repairman said, “The bad news is the TV cannot be repaired.”

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One day Godzilla ate the island of Tonga.

Then he said, “That was good. Now I’m ready to eat Samoa.”

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When Daffy Duck asked the checkout lady for a bag to put his groceries in, she said, “Shall I put that on your bill?”

Daffy replied, “Don’t be thupid. I could thuffocate.”

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A post was merged into an existing topic: Repost of the Day (for real this time!)

What do you call a hobbit wearing a gold chain?

Lord of the Blings

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You know what I think about the Theory of Relativity?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What do you get if you cross a bull dog and a shit zu?

bullshit

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Should that be bull-shitz?

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