An English Carpenter, an Irish Plumber, and a Chinese Laborer are hired to work a construction site.
The night before they start, the foreman explains: “A’ight fellas. The Englishman is going to build the frame, the Irishman will be running the pipes, and the Chinese guy is responsible for bringing the supplies. Y’all got it?”
The three nod, and agree to start setting up the next morning at 8am.
The foreman shows up at 9am to check in and finds the Englishman and Irishman sitting around telling jokes, and asks angrily “Why aren’t you two working!?”
“Ah, yes, well, I haven’t any wood to build with now have I?”, says the Englishman
“Yeah, the Chinese cunt hasn’t brought us any supplies”, explains the Irishman
Angrily, the foreman storms over to the supply shed, opens the door, and out jumps the Chinese man, throwing confetti in the air and yelling “SUPPLIES!!!”