Joke of the day 2022

That’s better. :neutral_face:

(Still belongs in the Joke of the Day thread though…)

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

— Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

— Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!

A passenger in Coach yelled,

That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!

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My son, Luke, loves that I named my kids after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

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What did Chris Rock find on his face this morning?

Fresh Prints

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I’ve never trusted lizards…

Right from the gecko.

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It always happen in my spreadsheets!

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