Jolin used to be black and is really Jacko’s long lost sister (Jolin also has a pet monkey that teaches her English).
Jolin has less charisma than a bag of Ronald’s chips (fries).
Jolin is neither more nor less talented than your average Mando-pop star, ie. she is talentless.
I’d still shag her even if she is talentless and has fake baps.
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I believe the real reason Jolin refused to acknowledge the new mayor of Taipei is that she’s planning to launch her own bid for the presidency. Don’t scoff, she’s a great dancer
Hey, it would be good to see some eye-candy as president for a change. She would make even the most vapid, boring political speeches pleasant to watch!
[quote=“Chris”]Hey, it would be good to see some eye-candy as president for a change.[/quote]I’m almost tempted by that little Pepsi outfit. Her nouveau riche penchant for sparkling jewellery must however count against her. Or perhaps not, we are talking about Taiwan after all. Jolin for President then.
she would certainly put Taiwan on the Map !! MUch more so then crazie annie. And all her speeches could be in the form of music videos??
just so long as we have a competent staff doing the real work tho. She can be the P.R. person (and thats what a president should be anyway these days, a figurehead).
But can you imagine the SOGO coupons shes going to be getting tho?? and the scandals that will folllow? And will she get Jay back ??
And what bout RAinie? Should she be Vice president? And what bout Cyndi? And the other Britney wannabees??
EDIT: NOT to forget that the Joint Chief of STaff would then have to be S.H.E. AND OF course we need someone to lord over her like MADONNA as the US president !! And Faye Wong as the PRes of the P.R.C. Maybe then we all really will have a chance at world peace? If the whole world only allowed pop stars as leaders?? Elton JOhn the new Queen??
