Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"

  1. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
  2. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
  3. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
  4. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
  5. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
  6. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
  7. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
  8. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
  9. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular.”
  10. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future. … ews=168602

This is from Kerry’s appearance on David Letterman’s show.

kerry just lost any credibility he might have had. i was on the borderline but now i guess i’ll have to vote for bush

did he know he was going to lose but just wantedt go out in a blaze?

“dix2111”[quote] I was on the borderline but now I guess I’ll have to vote for Bush[/quote]

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Kerry’s top 1 tax proposal:

  1. Raise taxes.

[quote=“MaPoSquid”]Kerry’s top 1 tax proposal:

  1. Raise taxes.[/quote]

And Bush’s?

Have our children and grandchildren pay for it.

In Soviet Union NKVD pay visit to Kerry’s wife and make rich bitch pay tax! Then send her to Gulag for nice vacation! And no filthy ketchup for capitalist slut!

Communists for Kerry


i think kerry wants to raise taxes because his sugar momma took in 5 mil last year and paid 11% in taxes. 11%. damn. no wonder he wants to raise taxes. he’s barely paying any right now.