Killing a foreigner

[quote=“914”]

But you never know, there might be some sick guy out there (logged on as “guest” maybe) who would actually ask, “So how do I do it?”[/quote]

can’t you just see him checking the yellow pages??? :bravo: c for counselor… i think he’ll find h for hit-man before then

[quote=“Dangermouse”]Has there ever been a foriegner killed in Taiwan. I mean someone from the West?

I know phillipinoes and Indonesians and the like get knocked off occaisionally but I’ve never heard of a Westerner getting totalled.

So how much is the insurance payout, Ziggy?[/quote]

insurance payout? I work under the table, dirty deeds done dirt cheap…or at least the price of a fun night at a dirty KTV

To clarify my original post;

I did mean killing a whitey. There’d be no sport in killing a SE Asian as the police wouldn’t even stop eating lunch to bother with that.

Fred Frontier! :unamused:

This is why we have the Star Chamber. What - you thought we only banned wayward posters? :smiling_imp:

This is why we have the Star Chamber. What - you thought we only banned wayward posters? :smiling_imp:[/quote]

i thought the “Star Chamber” was a rock band or a drinking club. :blush: :wink:

[quote=“Tetsuo”]
Fred Frontier! :unamused:[/quote]Don’t get me mixed up with Boomer! :wink: Under the ‘suspicious circumstances’ category I was thinking of the woman who was killed in Ch1yi, but I can’t remember her name. The other case I remember, and wasn’t suspicious at all, was the American in Hs1nchu who was hacked to death in his apartment by men hired by his neighbor.

How about changing your title to

“bumping off a foreigner”

It is a little unsettling everytime it pops up again.

I’d somehow be quite relaxed about being bumped off but remain very uncomfortable with being killed.

As we’ve been discussing in the “CSI Taiwan” thread,

[CSI Taiwan? (post-mortem investigations)

you could probably get away with offing a local as well as a foreigner, provided you didn’t poke the dagger through your business card on the way to your victim’s back.

Look at the presidential shooting–the most high-profile case I can think of. If the police can’t be inspired to make any real progress with something like that, then how much trouble are they going to go to to investigate MY worthless carcass?

We need an emoticon of a little Smiley guy assembling a ten-foot pole and then not touching a subject. If we had one of those, I could simply post it here instead of what I just wrote. :laughing:

[quote=“hsiadogah”][quote=“Tetsuo”]
Fred Frontier! :unamused:[/quote]Don’t get me mixed up with Boomer! :wink: Under the ‘suspicious circumstances’ category I was thinking of the woman who was killed in Ch1yi, but I can’t remember her name. The other case I remember, and wasn’t suspicious at all, was the American in Hs1nchu who was hacked to death in his apartment by men hired by his neighbor.[/quote]

What’s the story on the American killed in Hsinchu?

[quote=“ziggy stardust”]
What’s the story on the American killed in Hsinchu (Xinzhu)?[/quote]Search, it will be in the archives. From what I recall the guy was an engineer and needed some quiet to work. His neighbor on the other hand was some nasty bitch with a lot of noisy friends who’d yell and scream in the stairwell outside his door. So he went out to talk to her about it a few times, to no avail, and finally lost it and started yelling at her. Next thing you know he’s found literally chopped into pieces in his apartment and a pretty neat trail of evidence leading back to the neighbor and her nasty friends. Open and shut.

So, if you are going to kill someone, make sure you haven’t been seen arguing with them and threatening them recently… :doh:

[quote=“Dangermouse”]Has there ever been a foriegner killed in Taiwan. I mean someone from the West? quote]

Yes, a few years ago in Chiayi an Australian girl was murdered. She had a local BF who wanted to share her around.

The police decided it was suicide, as she must have bounced herself down 6 flights of stairs and hit her head on everyone of them.

There are many unsovled crimes commited in Taiwan. Many murderers get away with their crimes.

I remember there was that tech writer for Mitac that was stabbed with a fruit knife by his neighbors after complaining about their noise.

I don’t think they ever solved the case of the British hairdresser who was ran over in a dark alley back in the pre-work permit days…

I know this thead is putting ideas into a lot of people’s heads. Mine included. I’m not a killer but if I could kill a foreigner and get away with it. I know who will be on my list! I’d do Taiwan a favor! Watch out sandman! Here I come!

bobbobbobbobbob i’m lovin’ it :bouncy:

That was a pretty scary post until I noticed your location. I know what a diet of lentils and beans can do to a person’s digestion, but really, if you can’t even get off your toilet, how are you going to kill me?

Well my toliet is actually my secret weapon sandman! It’s soo scary that you’d run as soon as you saw it! You’ll gonna get mudded to death! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh yeah baby! :bouncy:

(Dave’s girl’s Dave: sorry she’s a bit :loco:)

watch your back and keep your noses clean. you never know who you might piss off in taiwan. san chong, lu dzou, hsin chaung+dumb looking foriegner = murder case waiting to happen. gotta know the score all the time. that’s what helps to keep you safe.

[quote=“Ironman”]How about changing your title to

“bumping off a foreigner”

It is a little unsettling everytime it pops up again.

I’d somehow be quite relaxed about being bumped off but remain very uncomfortable with being killed.[/quote]

Or how about “Bumping and Grinding a Foreiegner”?

Wooo…I like that, AWOL!