Your pink bow has taken on a whole new meaning.
I saw that news on CNN, and for a moment I thought I cared. Turned out I just needed a fart.
Poor woman. I was going to make a bitter and scathing post about divine retribution, but no-one deserves that.
Instead I’ll lead you all on a singalong. Come on! EVERYBODY!
2-3-4,
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Olivia Newton John and now Kylie Minogue. Seriously though, one of my cousins, who is a nobody fame-wise, died from breast cancer and left a young family…It can be fatal. Insert insensitive joke with the word “Rack off, Charlene” here (_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________).