I found these parodies on the National Post’s website. I’ve included the Liberal soldiers-in-our-streets attack ad just to show how ridiculous it is.
Hmmm…It’s a parody of itself?
President Kennedy is gunned down in Dallas, Texas.
George W. Bush’s home state.
Where a lot of wealthy American right-wingers live.
Some say the fatal shots were fired from a grassy knoll.
Where was Stephen Harper that day?
He isn’t saying.
Choose your Canada.
Little Susie Smith, a seven year-old girl in Brampton, Ontario, has her bicycle stolen.
A pink bicycle.
With little streamers on the handlebars.
And who just happened to be campaigning in Brampton that day?
Stephen Harper.
That’s who.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper actually announced
He wants to increase military presence in our cities.
Canadian cities.
Soldiers with guns.
In our cities.
In Canada.
We did not make this up.
Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper drinks Merlot.
With a lamb entree.
In our cities.
In Canada.
Inability to write complete sentences.
Because of no Day Care Program.
Right here in this ad.
In Canada.
Just now at the Subway on Bank St. I was buying my lunch and there … in line … standing in front of me … was a soldier.
In our cities.
In Canada.
A soldier.
He seemed to be ordering the six-inch ham and turkey.
With chipotle sauce.
In Canada.
We’re not making this stuff up.
Stephen Harper has a dog.
You know who else had a dog?
Hitler.
Adolf Hitler.
That’s who.
Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command?
We don’t know.
He’s not saying.
Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once.
You know what the “Tex” in Tex-Mex stands for?
Texas.
George W. Bush’s home state.
And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today?
Adolf Hitler.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada.