For the past few days everytime i start to do laundry the outside air is warm and windy. When i hang up my laundry the same. Five minutes later the wind dies, the air grows sultry and my clothes wilt.
Life’s not fair.
Tell me about it. :s
So I rush home during lunchtime, take the dogs out for a walk -I woke up late today as Toto had convulsions last night- and since the forecast is rain in the afternoon, I take the clothes -still damp after two days- down from the clothesline. They won’t dry, anyway, I tell myself.
Lo and behold, it is sunny outside. 
[quote=“Icon”]Tell me about it. :s
So I rush home during lunchtime, take the dogs out for a walk -I woke up late today as Toto had convulsions last night- and since the forecast is rain in the afternoon, I take the clothes -still damp after two days- down from the clothesline. They won’t dry, anyway, I tell myself.
Lo and behold, it is sunny outside. [/quote]
Life isn’t fair.
[quote=“Mucha Man”]For the past few days everytime i start to do laundry the outside air is warm and windy. When i hang up my laundry the same. Five minutes later the wind dies, the air grows sultry and my clothes wilt.
Life’s not fair.[/quote]
Get a housekeeper and a dryer machine.
Drying machines are no substitute for wind and sun.
So I look at the sky and think: “Right, I’ll lie on the roof a bit later and soak up the rays.”
Cloudless sky.
Deep blue.
I’ll just get that last bit of work done and make that phone call.
Half an hour later: massive, stationary cloud blocking sun. I can see sunlight reflecting off the hills and the tall buildings not far away, but I am completely in the shade. I wait patiently for 20 minutes, and then give up.
Of course, I have to go out unexpectedly and 10 minutes later I am stuck on a motorcycle in traffic, in the blazing sun between 2 buses and a cement mixer.
[quote=“Super Hans”]Drying machines are no substitute for wind and sun.
So I look at the sky and think: “Right, I’ll lie on the roof a bit later and soak up the rays.”
Cloudless sky.
Deep blue.
I’ll just get that last bit of work done and make that phone call.
Half an hour later: massive, stationary cloud blocking sun. I can see sunlight reflecting off the hills and the tall buildings not far away, but I am completely in the shade. I wait patiently for 20 minutes, and then give up.
Of course, I have to go out unexpectedly and 10 minutes later I am stuck on a motorcycle in traffic, in the blazing sun between 2 buses and a cement mixer.[/quote]
Life isn’t fair.
I quit my job so I can enjoy the freedom of self-employment, but now I still have to work. 
Life isn’t fair.
I have a split nail on my middle finger. Looks like a camel toe when the nail gets a bit longer. 
Had it for years. On my latest trip to China it completely healed and gave me no problems for the last two months I was in that country. But, I am not back in Taiwan more a week before the nail splits again.
Life isn’t fair.
My cats normally scream to me for their dinner around 6 PM. When the wife’s home, though, they’re happily sleeping on the bed with her. 
Life isn’t fair.
Dude’s dad is dying of cancer and he has to explain it to his toddlers. Goddamn right life’s not fair.
Damn. There goes the lightheartedness of this thread.
Don’t know what to say now.