So with whom would you do the swap??? Not because you are miserable or anything, but coz, you wouldn’t mind doing it, if you had to.
Sure I’d like to be a celebrity, or a looker like Irishstu, but that’s just for an evening! I just told Kage, on FB, I’d swap my life for hers happily.
So who are your candidates?
It’s funny because the thread about Charlie Sheen got me to thinking that his life has probably been so cool that even if he died tomorrow, he’d probably choose to do it all over again exactly the same.
In reality, I wouldn’t want to swap with anyone, though.
I’d bet that Richard Branson’s had a pretty fun life. I wouldn’t mind sharing some of that adventure.
So long as I can get this cubicle back when I’m done.
Charlie Sheen. Because he the only fool I know who can act a fool and get paid over a million dollars for it. 
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]I’d bet that Richard Branson’s had a pretty fun life. I wouldn’t mind sharing some of that adventure.
So long as I can get this cubicle back when I’m done.[/quote]
Ofcourse you would get it back. It’s swapping for fun, not for life! 
Peter North.
Wow, someone is stuck in the eighties. 
Why not John Holmes? :roflmao:
Remember when Seka was all the rage?
I’d swap for Charlie Sheen’s money and silver spoon life then do something meaningful with it and look ten times cooler than him. That Denise Richards chick would be pumping out mini-Bubbas like a crazed Guang Zou factory filled with ambitious methheads. She would love me for my mind and body. No …I wouldn’t beat her either. We would have an army of empty eyed little assholes living in my mansion in Malibu surfing, learning and creating art while Denise and I got busy. I’d pay The Cloud Gate Dance Theater to live in my house. I’d build a working irrigation system for Ethiopia. I’d help encourage the breeding of Mola-Mola and discourage fishing them. Laird Hamilton would be my personal trainer and buddy. I’d start a Mother Teresa summer program to send rich fuckers to live and work in Calcutta for a year. I’d start a Bunker Sprekles surf school for autistic inner city kids. I’d design a disposable electric motorcycle for third world people. Whatever.
What I wouldn’t do is put all that money up my nose or into the purses of high priced hookers.
Please Charlie, shut up, you ain’t in the same ballpark as Robert Mitchum, Steve McQueen or Lee Marvin. You’re not that great an actor and your brother Emilio had the balls to keep his Hispanic name and not the father’s famous one.
Thanks for the summer program, but why the hell would you pick Charlie Sheen? If it’s drugs and excess you want, why not swap with Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters, or Timothy Leary, or Keith Richards, Jerry Garcia, Keith Moon or Hunter S. Thomson, except skip the final scene for those last few. I mean, why settle for a tawdry, shallow holleywood druggie, when you can swap with a true master.
Or how about Anna Nicole Smith (before she died of course) or Paris Hilton? Does one need a brain to have fun, or is tits enough?
As for you, bubba, wouldn’t Kelly Slater or Laird Hamilton make a better choice?
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]Thanks for the summer program, but why the hell would you pick Charlie Sheen? If it’s drugs and excess you want, why not swap with Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters, or Timothy Leary, or Keith Richards, Jerry Garcia, Keith Moon or Hunter S. Thomson, except skip the final scene for those last few. I mean, why settle for a tawdry, shallow holleywood druggie, when you can swap with a true master.
Or how about Anna Nicole Smith (before she died of course) or Paris Hilton? Does one need a brain to have fun, or is tits enough?
As for you, bubba, wouldn’t Kelly Slater or Laird Hamilton make a better choice?
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I’d rather be Laird with Kelly’s money and chicks, although Laird’s wife is hot. I’m saying that I could live Charlie’s life better than he could and I wouldn’t look like such a shallow wienie.
Okay I’ve got it!!! I’ll be Bunker instead. http://bunker77.com/
Alive of course. 5x’s the money of Charlie, surfed like Laird, had the chicks like Kelly. Clark Gable was his step-dad, liked guns and cool belt buckles, partied like a rock star and was wealthier than one.
What you do is everybody puts their house keys in a big bag or a hat and you mix them up, and then…
never mind
Charlie Sheen swapped his life with mine, only problem is he liked it too much, Charlie come back here!
Dr. McCoy: Haha. You beat me to the joke.
Me too. I thought it was Divea inviting me to a party.
Me too. I thought it was Divea inviting me to a party.[/quote]
Sandman, why would I call you to a swap?? You are for the keepings. 
Guys c’mon giddy up, and let me know, why you would wanna be Tina Turner for 2 weeks?
Me too. I thought it was Divea inviting me to a party.[/quote]
Sandman, why would I call you to a swap?? You are for the keepings.
Guys c’mon giddy up, and let me know, why you would wanna be Tina Turner for 2 weeks?[/quote]
Uh cause she’s black. 
Uh cause she’s black. [/quote]
And we all know what happens when you swap lives with a black person.
Of course, Tina’s rich and famous, so maybe that would turn out different. Still, I’d rather be Oprah. 
Uh cause she’s black. [/quote]
And we all know what happens when you swap lives with a black person.
Of course, Tina’s rich and famous, so maybe that would turn out different. Still, I’d rather be Oprah. [/quote]
:bravo: Good one.
So, can I be Gayle?
Hugh Hefner
Probably 
[quote=“bismarck”]Hugh Hefner
Probably
Just get a subscription and live vicariously thru that.