Life's too short to

How much did you pay for that popcorn?

(Glad to know Im not the only one who loves :popcorn: face…)

. . . to let the lunch lady tell you what to do.

…to argue with people you don’t know (or would just as well not know) online

people actually live by aphorisms?

“Life is too short to gather the requisite wisdom to allow one to sum it all up in a single pithy aphorism without undue generalisation or needless insensitivity.”

pa pa pa pa pa :popcorn: face

to paraphrase Lady Gaga. :wink: