Dude if you have that sort of money I wouldn’t be asking advice on this forum.
It’s only $1m USD.
Don’t you have a million?
Get it together bro…
Jesus man, I just got the price of a jitui fan for dindins and a tallboy of Taiwan pijiu.
Chris Cornell (rip) said it best:
Whatsoever I’ve feared has come to life
Whatsoever I’ve fought off became my life
Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded and now I’m doing time
Now I’m doing time
'Cause I fell on black days
I fell on black days
Time to switch to lurou fan and egg-seaweed soup so you can start saving for your golden years (or have they already “arrived”?).
OMG do not say lurou fan. Ate it and 7-11 baozi daily for a month and a half the first year I was in Taiwan, before my first payday. Can hardly look at the stuff even years later.