Living in Taiwan

[gretel]

Living in Taiwan

Walking down the street
In warm and sweaty modesty
My mother told me to comply with the culture
So I bought a scooter

Poetic genius or what?

[geeching_fred543]

Taiwan is an island in the Pacific Ocean; it’s so small that it’s hard to find on a world map. however, Taiwan’s location makes it important. Due to its history of occupation by foreign countires, Taiwan has developed a unique culture. People here are kind and friendly, especially toward foreigners. I believe that Taiwan leaves a deep impression upon its foreign visitors.

[Flicka]

@geeching_fred543

People here are kind and friendly, especially toward foreigners.

Yes, and I breastfeed baby camels for the friggin’ fun of it.

[gretel]

I dressed as modestly as the locals on the cooler days but now its just too hot so I say stuff it, I’ll wear a singlet top and a short skirt if want to, and shai hei to my heart’s delight. i.e. not do as the romans do.

That’s pretty much all I was saying. Some locals are warm and friendly, some are awful racist monsters, which means the people are generally exactly the same as anywhere else.

[terror_firmer]

I fear the expats here more than the locals. Just reading some of the insults (from certain mods) directed towards me on this forum makes me tremble with fear.

[daniel_han]

[quote=“gretel”]Living in Taiwan

Walking down the street
In warm and sweaty modesty
My mother told me to comply with the culture
So I bought a scooter

Poetic genius or what? :p[/quote]

Hey, it’s not in iambic pentameter…

[Grasshopper]

@geeching_fred543

Taiwan is an island in the Pacific Ocean; it’s so small that it’s hard to find on a world map. however, Taiwan’s location makes it important. Due to its history of occupation by foreign countires, Taiwan has developed a unique culture. People here are kind and friendly, especially toward foreigners. I believe that Taiwan leaves a deep impression upon its foreign visitors.

Taiwan is always pretty big on any map that I’ve seen. Turn to the CNN or look on any globe. I’ve got a question, though. Why is China and Taiwan the same colour? Even on made in Taiwan.