I bodyboard at Da Shi most Sundays in the summer, regulars will have seen me around - middle-aged bloke, old longjohn with the legs cut off, similarly ancient neoprene cap - I’m pretty quiet, I try not to bother anyone…
Da Shi’s a wonderful spot, take a look inside from the line-up - the beautiful green mountains could be anywhere in Northern Bali. The people seem pretty mellow too, generally speaking…
Unfortunately, last Saturday I experienced something there which left me feeling decidedly unmellow! I took off on a wave near a female Taiwanese bodyboarder - just a small one, 2 or 3 foot, and no physical contact. I didn’t realise anything was up until this girlie came paddling after me screaming her head off. I don’t know what she was saying but it sounded pretty venomous…
This chick couldn’t have been more than about 20 - and 5 foot nothing - so without thinking, I threw it back at her. I’m usually very respectful, but she took me by surprise… Next thing I know - yep, you’ve guessed it - I’m surrounded by the boyfriend and his mates. He’s got me by the throat, screaming ‘fcking lao wai, lao wai fcking, wanna fight, wanna fight, get out, get out!’ (This couple really deserve each other…).
I’m thinking ‘yeah, you’re a young bloke with all your mates and I’m the wrong side of 40, here on my own - of course I want a fight - fool…’! I offered to shake hands but that didn’t work, so a couple of his more reasonable mates suggested that I go down the other end of the beach, which I did. (Amazingly the girl came after me, still screaming ‘get out get out!’ She didn’t let up until I called back ‘dui bu chi, I’m sorry…’).
Well, later I mentioned this incident, just in passing, to the guy at the beach cafe. Next thing I know, him and his brother and his mates are scouring the beach for the perpetrators - I’m thinking ‘oh no, this is going to spiral…!’ Anyway, he comes back later to tell me it’s all straightened out. From what I think he was trying to tell me, the business community there take a very dim view of this sort of thing, because it gives the place a bad reputation.
Here’s the advice he gave me - it’s so good I think it’s worth repeating here: if you get into any kind of trouble like this DON’T talk back. Just get out of the water and tell somebody with a bit of clout in the community - the surf shop people or the guys at the cafe for instance. Let them sort it out, the beach is their livelihood so a mellow atmosphere is very important to them.
As foreigners I think we can do our bit to keep things sweet at Da Shi too - don’t go agressively demanding respect; be prepared to cede the right of way when necessary, the locals will still be there long after most of us have gone home. Hope you all have a good time there this summer - CHEERS!