Love hotels

I need something to spice up a relationship. She’s a workaholic, we live far away from each other, so I’m considering ambushing her on lunch and hauling her to a love hotel.

Except…

I’ve really only heard of these ‘love hotels’. So, what’s the scoop? Are they in fact romantic enough for a girlfriend, or just a hotel where you rent rooms by the hour? How do I find them? Does anyone know of a good one? Near Technology Building MRT or NTU Hospital MRT would be best.

Who’s been to one? What did you think. What did it cost?

Hey, would you do it again?

There are some really nice ones around these days – real luxury – but be warned that “nice girls” will often be reluctant to go to one, due to the risk, real or perceived, that they’ll be videoed and plastered over the Internet or for sale in the night markets. It certainly does happen, but I don’t know how much.
Last time I went, they stopped me on my way out, called me a dirty freak and handed me the DVD they’d taken. Said they wouldn’t even be able to sell it in the “extra pervy” section.

[quote=“sandman”]There are some really nice ones around these days – real luxury – but be warned that “nice girls” will often be reluctant to go to one, due to the risk, real or perceived, that they’ll be videoed and plastered over the Internet or for sale in the night markets. It certainly does happen, but I don’t know how much.
Last time I went, they stopped me on my way out, called me a dirty freak and handed me the DVD they’d taken. Said they wouldn’t even be able to sell it in the “extra pervy” section.[/quote]

They want “erotic”. You gave them “depraved”. :astonished:

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Try doing it inside one of those instant ID photo booth. Imagine the thrill of having to do it quietly with people walking outside and having to finish your session before the photos come out of the machine. You get a souvenir too.

There are some nice upper class ones that rival some of the best looking hotels I have stayed at. Pretty much anything that says “motel” is a “love hotel”.

I have only seen pictures, and have not been yet. But, the Mrs. Quarters and I escaped on afternoon to Beitou and had a nice private time at a new hotspring. We had our own private room with king size bed, flat screen plazma TV, huge luxury walk in shower with these cool jet stream things that spray you from all directions.

The best part, the Private indoor / outdoor hot spring. No Sulfur smell either. They had a fantastic Panoramic view of Taipei and a tea house / cafe that was very romantic. 5 hours = 2000 NT.

I will try to get the contact info for you.

love motels are great and prefect for that getaway. they are usually for 2 hours, which is barely enough. but its ok, an extra hour is usually only slightly more :slight_smile: YOu can also make out at the MTV (they got a coupla nice ones) . Its fairly private but has a door thats not lockable and a small window. they do warn u if the police are raiding. Make sure she wears a skirt, its a lot easier :slight_smile: Its cool, bring your own beer and snacks, enjoy a movie from thousands of choices, open 24/7 . Some even have an escape device in case of fire !! and it was like 4 bucks a head.

Hey, as long as they cut me a copy, I’m flattered to have them peddling bastard copies of my pasty ass. Not likely, as I’m the ugliest narciscist you’re likely to run across. :wink:

MTV = KTV??? If not, what is it and where? They have movies??

Please excuse my gross ignorance, it’s what brought me here in the first place… :stuck_out_tongue:

And tommy, contact details would be much appreciated… :slight_smile:

[quote=“trep”]Hey, as long as they cut me a copy, I’m flattered to have them peddling bastard copies of my pasty ass. Not likely, as I’m the ugliest narciscist you’re likely to run across. :wink:

MTV = KTV??? If not, what is it and where? They have movies??

Please excuse my gross ignorance, it’s what brought me here in the first place… :stuck_out_tongue:

And tommy, contact details would be much appreciated… :slight_smile:[/quote]

ok, i hope they are still around cuz it was still the rage in 99 when i was last there.

There were a couple of big MTVs around. ONe in shimenting and the other on chonghsiao e. rd./ tunwha n. rd. LIke the tenth floor of one of the buildings there.

This MTV was great. it was fairly large. had bout 50 small rooms, each with a 100inch projector and a great sound system. there is a sofa and you can dim the lights. it was very nicely done. you go there and pay (at that time 120nt each) and select your movie from literally thousands of titles. they tell you which room you are in and off you go. the ticket price includes a soft drink but u can bring ur own beers and snacks from a 7/11 or whatnot.

and you enjoy ur movie. its controlled from a central location so you cant rewind or stop the pic. so its like a mini movie house.

by law there must be a door thats not lockable and a small glass window. you can just hang a jacket over the window. sex is technically illegal in those places so the police sometimes raids them. but this place had a cam in the elevator so they know when the police is coming. so they will announce on the PA that the fuzz is coming. so then you should zip up ur pants :slight_smile: and look presentable.

all very exciting :slight_smile:\

GREAT PLACE to see movies of your own choice. actually better then a movie house. and its open 24/7 AND a great place to make out with the GF (used to go a few times a week)

actually if you invite a local girl to an MTV, chances are that she will get the clue that you want a little hanky panky

ask around for the locations.

[quote=“sandman”]There are some really nice ones around these days – real luxury – but be warned that “nice girls” will often be reluctant to go to one, due to the risk, real or perceived, that they’ll be videoed and plastered over the Internet or for sale in the night markets. It certainly does happen, but I don’t know how much.
Last time I went, they stopped me on my way out, called me a dirty freak and handed me the DVD they’d taken. Said they wouldn’t even be able to sell it in the “extra pervy” section.[/quote]

Oh yeah- I actually imported your movie- it was kinda cool i guess…
but I really didn’t know they made schoolgirl outifts for horses and pigs…
and did that norweigan midget get a cut too or what?

Every time we go to a love motel my sweety spends the first 15 minutes checking behind mirrors and picture frames for hidden cameras. Is she just being paranoid or do most taiwanese girls do this?

[quote=“Ian_Alexander”][quote=“sandman”]There are some really nice ones around these days – real luxury – but be warned that “nice girls” will often be reluctant to go to one, due to the risk, real or perceived, that they’ll be videoed and plastered over the Internet or for sale in the night markets. It certainly does happen, but I don’t know how much.
Last time I went, they stopped me on my way out, called me a dirty freak and handed me the DVD they’d taken. Said they wouldn’t even be able to sell it in the “extra pervy” section.[/quote]

Oh yeah- I actually imported your movie- it was kinda cool i guess…
but I really didn’t know they made schoolgirl outifts for horses and pigs…
and did that norweigan midget get a cut too or what?[/quote]
Irishstu isn’t Norwegian. Whatever gave you that idea? And no, he didn’t get a cut. I have him on a retainer.

shes got good reason to do so, as now and then police uncover another motel room with hidden cameras. And you may have been immortalized on DVD even . :slight_smile::slight_smile:

I always check as well. But best to turn off the lights cuz how you gonna check for PINHOLE CAMERAS?? and check that mirrored ceiling???

Love hotels?

I thought they rented out those rooms short-term so people could rest in them. :astonished:

My (now) wife and I didn’t realize how much of a love hotel the AnHo Hotel on AnHe Road north of Xinyi Road is. We had asked to see a room because we were looking for small hotels where relatives could stay for our wedding

It was obvious it was a love hotel from the very first question they ask you (“How much time do you need?”). When we explained we were checking it out for visiting families, the bellhop noted that it may not be the most “appropriate” place. Then he showed us a room

The mirrored ceiling was expected, but the large round waterbed was a surprise (how extravagant). The neon lighting - on the inside - was a bit much, in my opinion plus the room had pink and red wall paper. The X-rated illustrations on the wall were kind of funny, as was the see-through glass wall to the jacuzzi bathroom (with the view of AnHe Road).

The piece de resistance for me was the sling chair hanging from the ceiling - with stirrups for each leg. That was hilarious. My fiance was so upset and embarrassed to be there - me? I was laughing at how naive I was and how completely bizarre this place was for me. OK, that AnHe Road is full of bars and restaurants is a big clue. But the sling chair?

[quote=“Red Frog”][quote=“sandman”]There are some really nice ones around these days – real luxury – but be warned that “nice girls” will often be reluctant to go to one, due to the risk, real or perceived, that they’ll be videoed and plastered over the Internet or for sale in the night markets. It certainly does happen, but I don’t know how much.
Last time I went, they stopped me on my way out, called me a dirty freak and handed me the DVD they’d taken. Said they wouldn’t even be able to sell it in the “extra pervy” section.[/quote]

They want “erotic”. You gave them “depraved”. :astonished:

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Try doing it inside one of those instant ID photo booth. Imagine the thrill of having to do it quietly with people walking outside and having to finish your session before the photos come out of the machine. You get a souvenir too.[/quote]

:noway: i think only Taiwanese know how to do that :laughing:
you 5 minute man :wink:

:laughing:

[quote=“Tigerman”]Love hotels?

I thought they rented out those rooms short-term so people could rest in them. :astonished:[/quote]

they ARE resting . Just on top of each other :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :noway: :noway: :astonished: :astonished:

There was one time I was in Taipei for an album launch and I booked in the Rainbow Hotel in XiMenDing. Although, its usually packed with overseas fans (like me) who attend events such as these launches, I saw some couples who book there for their couple time. Definitely no hidden cameras there.

I got into a few high quality of these motels in Taichung and around Taipei, and the sex-ambiance was very discreet. It was mostly about making your stay as comfortable as possible, and giving you a few resources to toy up with.
I mostly enjoyed the massive huge enormous spa two of them had, with LEDs of different colors underwater to give it a color, stairs under water (quite convenient for some action), an enormous water jet hanging from the wall (a warrior need to rest), TV (with pron channels) with a nice sound system… I had some ecstatic time in there and just cant wait to lighten myself of the 3500NT$ a night cost me (that was in Taichung, with a special online deal we got).
The one in Taichung was very well decorated and real comfortable. I could have lived there!

My gf seems to get some great deals online for hotels, sometime up to 60% off. It’s definitely worth a try and a treat.

Before you go into these places - just keep in mind - during the rape trial of Mike tyson, they tested the couch for DNA and came up with samples from 17 different men.

Just extend your imagination to a love hotel with a slightly lower standard of cleaning than presidential suites in 5 star hotels :eh: :astonished: :sick:

With Love Hotels it is important to make sure the room has a good swing set. Straps and the such. It will run about $800NT an hour in Kaoshiung. Dogs are extra.

Disclaimer: I have never been to one but have only heard what Tigerman has experienced. :s