Yes… The New Year is shortly upon us and to celebrate the coming of this event, I’ve got my human sized tombola out for a special raffle. You, yes YOU can win one of these special prizes. It’s just keraazy!
Is this one of those things where you’re told you’ve won, but you have to call a 0898 number for 10 minutes to be told you’ve won a biro ? And you have to pay P&P…
A little cynicism doesn’t hurt. Like a Peruvian time machine is going to be able to deal with matters pertaining to ChungHua Telecom? Not without a seriously juiced up flux capacitator…
But you’ll have an infinite number of time machines, where would you put them all ? You’ll never find a parking space for all of them. Where would the badger go ?
Hey everyone. Don’t waste your time on this! I already won the time machine next week! I’ve just popped back to tell you. Carry on. I can tell you who won the other prizes too if you pay me.
Don’t bother Frank. You don’t win, and Funk500 ends up winning 5 gazzillion NT$ with your receipts, which he uses to set up a fancy dress costume factory.
P.S. If you don’t believe me about being in the future, I can tell you that Michael Dell comes back to be in charge of Dell, and that Ireland beat Wales at the rugby.