A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane
took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would
like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and
taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice…”