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With all the hype about it, I’m expecting to see

b Circus of the SARS Worldwide Tour[/b]

Come see daring feats of gymnastics such as contortion of the truth, flipping out over a handful of cases, stretching numbers, and jumping onto bandwagons performed in only fourteen minutes, 58 seconds; fourteen minutes, 59 seconds…

Who says SARS can be contained? The WHO, that’s who.