telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ … ailed.html
I am quoting some highlights from the story:
[quote]David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.
Truscott was arrested in the early hours of November 9 when he was found by police sitting in manure at the same farm.
He was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order stopping him from visiting the farm and jailed for another 20 weeks.
A police spokesman said the family that lived at the farm - a husband and wife and two young children - have been left ‘‘terrified’’.
“This it was an extremely rare crime and we are doing everything we can,” he said. ‘‘This is very unusual and we appreciate it’s going on for so long it is very frustrating for the family concerned.’’
The court heard he is regularly found at the farm in Camborne, Cornwall.
On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.
Truscott was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow.
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OH MY GOD.
This is what I’d like to share. He’s 40 years old. Sometimes I feel like I’ll never find the righty girl, but at least I don’t have something like getting arrested for sitting in manure while masturbating on my rap sheet.
Sometimes I feel like a failure in life. How does this guy feel?
I don’t have as many friends as I like. But at least people aren’t pointing me out as “the guy who got arrested in a vat of manure.”
So anyway, be happy, folks. Wahtever you did or didn’t do this weekend, at least you didn’t get your name in the paper for terrorizing cow poop.
