Man wants breast implants to create a 3-D tattoo

This guy wanted to get some implants to make his tattoo look more realistic:

:nsfw: Pictures - not for the faint of heart :nsfw:

After the wound broke open the 2nd time he gave up and had them removed for good, and now advises against them.

Rascal, Rascal, Rascal. I don’t care what anyone else has told you. A 3-D tattoo of Fred Smith on your right buttock is NOT going to make the ladies swoon over you. I’m serious.

What? But that’s what BroonAle told me …

BroonAle has the curves to carry it off. And the hair, which is essential.