[quote=“some wiseass”]A dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?[/quote]
Hey, it made me laugh.
Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read!
[quote=“redwagon”][quote=“some wiseass”]A dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?[/quote]
Hey, it made me laugh.[/quote]
Not as much as your new avatar. 
[quote=“redwagon”][quote=“some wiseass”]A dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?[/quote]
Hey, it made me laugh.[/quote]
Thanks for that!
The mental image is really something!
Huh? Am I missing something???
Huh? Am I missing something???[/quote]
It’s only a joke. Nobody would be mean enough to put a dog in a trunk for an hour.
[quote=“Chicken”]Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read![/quote]
Groucho Marx
I have this one up on the wall of my classroom. My ESL kids don’t get it.
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too”
-----Samuel Butler
[quote=“Dr. McCoy”]
It’s only a joke. Nobody would be mean enough to put a dog in a trunk for an hour.[/quote]
I note you didn’t say that nobody would be mean enough to put their wife in a trunk for an hour! 
…and for any others devoid of humor genes, I wasn’t suggesting or condoning doing either.