[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”][quote=“SuchAFob”] The Compensation Theory
Men don’t stop watching it when they are in relationships. Even when they have sexually neglected women. [/quote]
I don’t buy that one. That’s a danger sign right there. The crucial point being the sexually neglected bit.
HG[/quote]
All of them women I know with “healthy” sex drives are typically neglected in relationships. The men put out, just not enough.
Then I agree, that is a problem.
HG
That I know you, and know your great love of forests, mountain streams (and women of course of course), and cannot help but hear that entire post in your smooth British accent, just has me bursting with laughter. 
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Fountain of Youth Theory
Doesn’t work out when young men (Mine is 7 years my junior) watch it. And young men always have. [/quote]
What I meant was that men might fountain (can I used that as a verb?) in part because of the agelessness of porn. That may not satisfactorily explain why young men dig it (for that, you probably need to skip to the “Morbid Fascination Theory”), but it does help explain why middle aged men can’t get enough. Few guys of any age, after all, get off watching senior citizens fuck.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Funny Money Theory
This may work on a “variety is the spice of life basis”[/quote]
Yeah. And guys who have porn seldom have just one pic. Some have a dozen or more.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Compensation Theory
Men don’t stop watching it when they are in relationships. Even when they have sexually neglected women. [/quote]
Hang on a second, gotta clean up my keyboard. Um, yeah, I’ve heard that this is true. But I’ve also heard that everyone is sexually neglected. Except some monks and nuns and priests. You have to admit, sex is at least partially selfish - all this me, me, me and looking up at each other with puppy dog eyes as if to ask, “Is that enough?” It’s never enough. And let’s not forget the issue of timing. Your SO might suddenly, desperately want it while you’re at 7-11 or getting the mail. Click-click there’s some porn. Actually, maybe this theory is stupid.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Vicarious Living Theory
… [/quote]
Maybe this one still makes the most sense.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Morbid Fascination Theory
Haha. Never seen a Japanese porn I liked. [/quote]
You have to watch thousands to find one you like. Trust me, there are several dozen really good ones.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]The Mise-en-scène Theory
That’s why girls watch it…[/quote]
Oh but of course.
Hope so. But I’ll never believe that women enjoy having the outside of their twats tapped and tapped (while wearing underwear no less) by a pudgy Japanese man. If Japanese young men are learning about sex from their country’s pornography it is very sad.
Wow. SmellTheGlove. You have finally made mostly sense of this to me.
Mucha, have you ever noticed how apathetic the girls look? Either apathetic or pained. They never look to be having fun.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]
And whoever said that shopping thing: My man drags me to shop. I HATE shopping. I don’t get it. I don’t understand what is fun about going out and trying on 100 outfits to find one that you like.[/quote]
So you hate shopping. Have you tried porn?
There must be some hedonistic instant gratification that one would enjoy. 
The great majority of men live a life of quiet sexual desperation.
One woman is not enough, and for most of the guys I know, the woman that they do have is…how should I put this delicately…not that satisfying, as in she’s not attractive enough for the guy to not want to look at other women. Most women are pretty ordinary. So a guy wants to look at pictures of perfect bodies, when his own girlfriend/wife isn’t that perfectly hot in comparison. That’s why you girls look at guys like Vin Diesel with impossible bodies and perfect abs, right? I mean guys like the Rock are 100 times hotter than the normal guy could ever possibly be. It’s fantasy.
How impossible? Like 30 minutes workout a day and watch what you eat a little. Bloody hell, I wish I was 20-35 years old again. Just had to have a look in the gym door to have perfect abs and a damn good body.
Now I don’t give a major shit (I worry a little) like any healthy middle aged guy who is down to shagging 4 times a day when required but hoping to have a nice rest inbetween such days.
Where were we? Porn, no thanks bloody boring. But, I did find a video on my computer while searching for movies today titled “mens gets it on with latex slut” I have no idea how that badly worded video got onto my computer? Curious, but not curious enough to watch it. Deleted now in case anybody needed a “mens gets it on with latex slut” Sorry.
Where else were we. Porn. I think this comes from the male function of needing to shag everything inlcluding the telephone box. Testosterone. On the farm we would give cows testosterone and a paint marker on their chest so they’d mount the cows in heat and we’d know to call the man who shoved his hand up them with a dose of semen in a straw.
Overdo the dosage and you wind up with paint marking fence posts, tree stumps, tractor wheels and all objects that look the least bit humpable. So, testosterone plays a part here.
Pathetic, right.
That’s what I don’t like about porn. It’s the people involved. All human trash, of the lowest kind… 
I’d say, don’t show their faces and don’t have them say anything, just show the bodies.
If I want to see beautiful naked women, I’d rather watch stills of nude art.
[quote=“SuchAFob”]Wow. SmellTheGlove. You have finally made mostly sense of this to me.
Muzha, have you ever noticed how apathetic the girls look? Either apathetic or pained. They never look to be having fun.[/quote]
I prefer porn in which the women involved look like they enjoy what they’re doing. Nothing turns me off more than when it it’s clear that the woman is doing it against her will.
And what it it with creepy Japanese men doing bizarre things to unwilling or even crying Japanese beauties? :raspberry:
[quote=“Chris”][quote=“SuchAFob”]Wow. SmellTheGlove. You have finally made mostly sense of this to me.
Muzha, have you ever noticed how apathetic the girls look? Either apathetic or pained. They never look to be having fun.[/quote]
I prefer porn in which the women involved look like they enjoy what they’re doing. Nothing turns me off more than when it it’s clear that the woman is doing it against her will.
And what it it with creepy Japanese men doing bizarre things to unwilling or even crying Japanese beauties? :raspberry:[/quote]
I agree on all counts. I also hate it when participants in any porn video make far too much noise.
There’s nothing worse than some naked human being talking too much.
What this thread really needs is Shr Ma Ke to give us the definitive low down on the nuances of porn. He’s an expert in this field. Yet perhaps he’s too busy gabbing. 
How does one become a porn bloke ? It was never fully explained to me by the careers advisor at school.
It’s like joining the secret service- you don’t apply, as such…
[quote=“SuchAFob”]Wow. SmellTheGlove. You have finally made mostly sense of this to me.
Muzha, have you ever noticed how apathetic the girls look? Either apathetic or pained. They never look to be having fun.[/quote]
Exactly. It is so not sexy to watch that. Sorry, but if I was fucking someone with a look like that on their face I would stop and ask what was wrong.
I think with the Japanese it is all about taboos. I remmeber one video I saw a long time ago where the guy wouldn’t stop talking while they had sex: oh look at it, yeah, so dirty what we’re doing, look, or yeah you like to look you slut, oh yeah, it’s a big one eh, oh you’re so dirty.
I mean, he was turned on more by the thought of doing something dirty or wrong than the actual sex. Certainly the brain plays a big roll in our enjoyment, and there is a thrill in being bad (such as having sex in a public place) but this goes too far. Porn is not just for 13 year old boys.
The best porn is when the woman looks confident and aroused, or sweet and dreamy, or both.
In one rather telling and memorable Jap porn scene I recall, a naked woman was tied to the rafters and a sweaty and fat bespectacled man in black socks, open business shirt and boxers was beating her nipples with wads of cash as she moaned.
Is it that I just don’t get fetishists?
Absolutely. Much of the Jap porn where the woman starts out as a reluctant or at best a totally passive party turns me right off. And what’s with the bunny-humping style of the blokes?
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]
And what’s with the bunny-humping style of the blokes?
HG[/quote]
That is the main reason I left my Japanese ex. I know from chats with female friends that this isn’t the norm. Perhaps he just watched too much porn.
But then again I think most guys think what they see in porn is true. This is the only explination for men’s tendency to try to remove girl’s nipples.
FYI guys, porn girls aren’t as sensitive as real life girls. Jerking at girly bits or nipples forcefully FUCKING HURTS.
Yes indeed, you do have to wonder the price porn has had on the viability of women’s cervixes. So many male porn stars just seem totally into themselves, indifferently humping away while flexing their abs and pouting. You get the feeling they could actually have more fun going it alone with a mirror.
For mind, I suspect that’s why lesbian porn is so much more a turn on for most blokes. That and the fact like me, I’m sure many blokes don’t liike seeing shlongs in their porn.
Another weird one is the rise of certain sexual practices, like anal sex. Ten or more years ago this was at the periphery of main stream porn but is now almost mandatory. One presumes the army of imitators are blindly following suite bugging their lasses to let them bugger them. Indeed reading mainstream culture that does appear to be true with the likes of Cosmo and Cleo et al frequently offering how tos and more often than not offering the message to women that, “you’ll love it too once you learn to relax your sphincter”. It’s especially weird given the rise of Aids and the higher risk this particular act carries.
More recently I’ve noticed a weird twist on the anal sex theme, predominatly in American porn, where the guy aggressively sodomises the woman while slapping her ass cheeks and calling her a dirty slut, crack whore or the like. What’s that about? It’s such a turn off for me because I suddenly feel strangely compelled to shove a pineapple up the guy’s arse to see how much he likes it. “Cop that Roger, how’s that feel?”
HG
HAHAHA!!! AMEN!!!
And yes, I also agree about the lesbian porn. One of the reasons’ I don’t understand men and porn is that men tend to be so homophobic yet enjoy watching another man’s slong and ass…
Well, maybe the time is ripe to start spreading the news that only teeny tiny boys ever get to go up there…