Merry International Political Christmas

Give me a good debunking make it clean and quick,
Turn my nerves to Jello with your caustic untamed wit.

Spare me not a friendly tone nor offer me your solace,
Keep your pistols cocked my man lest I slash your bullocks.

The players hard and unrepentant strike their lethal blows,
Duck and weave all you like, they

Fox:

Bravo!

Merry Christmas to you too!

Fox:

You have been accepted into the Advanced Political Poetry graduate program at the University of California, Berkeley. Please contact the Admissions Director for further details.