Merry International Political Christmas

Give me a good debunking make it clean and quick,
Turn my nerves to Jello with your caustic untamed wit.

Spare me not a friendly tone nor offer me your solace,
Keep your pistols cocked my man lest I slash your bullocks.

The players hard and unrepentant strike their lethal blows,
Duck and weave all you like, they



Merry Christmas to you too!


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