Ministry of Silly Names

If anyone’s looking for a Chinese name I came up with a few
達旺曼
龍東州
王曼丹
小叮咚

羅杭汪
張香腸

榦尼娘

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Long-hung Wang

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Hung Lo

Win wun soon

Okay, I think we need a rule here: if it’s a “Chinese” name, you need to show a set of characters that could plausibly fit, even if the joke only works in a particular romanization.

Yours truly,

外外外

FIFY

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I’ve been struggling for some time to think of characters to go with “Ching Chang Chung” that could be a plausible personal name.

鐘景昌

Cheater!

Uh…you’re welcome? :grin:

Besides, Zhong Jingchang lacks a certain comic oomph.

Nothing is funny when you spell it in pinyin.

aawww dad you’re no fun.

I need to consult some native speakers before deciding what I think of that appellation and whether or not it’s a violation of you-know-what. :ponder:

Meiyou dongxi? How is that funny? :confused:

You just don’t understand Earth syntax…

I’ve heard that before. “You can live there for decades, but you will never truly be accepted.” :cry:

Aren’t you an alien with permanent residence already?

It’s complicated. :flying_saucer: