If anyone’s looking for a Chinese name I came up with a few
達旺曼
龍東州
王曼丹
小叮咚
羅杭汪
張香腸
榦尼娘
Long-hung Wang
Hung Lo
Win wun soon
Okay, I think we need a rule here: if it’s a “Chinese” name, you need to show a set of characters that could plausibly fit, even if the joke only works in a particular romanization.
Yours truly,
外外外
FIFY
I’ve been struggling for some time to think of characters to go with “Ching Chang Chung” that could be a plausible personal name.
鐘景昌
Cheater!
Uh…you’re welcome?
Besides, Zhong Jingchang lacks a certain comic oomph.
Nothing is funny when you spell it in pinyin.
aawww dad you’re no fun.
I need to consult some native speakers before deciding what I think of that appellation and whether or not it’s a violation of you-know-what.
Meiyou dongxi? How is that funny?
You just don’t understand Earth syntax…
I’ve heard that before. “You can live there for decades, but you will never truly be accepted.”
Aren’t you an alien with permanent residence already?
It’s complicated.