Mommy Skillz

Crap, I’ve never seen this before.
Last night on the way home from work, stopped at a light, I look over next to me and there’s this babe, tittin’ Junior, while driving her scooter!!

I swear to heaven, she had him in some kind of cross-rig so her hands were free.

I was thinking, she should have some kind of helmet on him, and then I thought, you know, screw that, she should have some kind of helmet on her boob.

She also had him under her raincoat, so from the back she kind of had a bit of the old Kane at the Dinner Table thing going on, for bonus points.

That’s IT? Amateur.

I can scooter, bf, AND put on make-up.

[quote=“914”]That’s IT? Amateur.

I can scooter, bf, AND put on make-up.[/quote]

But you still need someone to peel your shrimp.

That’s not a euphemism, BTW, but, damn, it should be…