For all the Saffers out there - South Africa has it’s own Chuck Norris - a zef oke called Vernon Koekemoer. Since first being sighted in early March, he has turned up in several sites doing all kinds of amazing things. There is even a website dedicated to him. Check out the links below.
http://ramboguy.co.za/ - Vern’s very own spot on the Web.
http://www.watkykjy.co.za/
There are probably others too. If you know of anywhere that there are pics of Vern, please post here.
Apparently the Americans asked him to go into Iraq in 2001 to sort out Saddam, but he was having his hair done that day. Pity. He could have sorted the whole thing out in one morning and had democracy safely installed after lunch.