It all started last month…
I had been with Fubon for my insurance for over a year. The full package: medical, accident, death. We had held hands, but never kissed. We looked in each other’s eyes, but I never committed. After all, I had been using Cathay and Huanan for my banking on the side… How would Fubon ever trust me if I was still fooling around with those other floozys? I didn’t deserve Fubon’s full attention.
Last month something changed…
3% cashback when checking out with Line Pay, 3.5% until the end of June. I applied.
Fubon knew I was still playing with those “other banks”, and they didn’t like it. “You need a guarantor, Mr meishijia” said Fubon. I used my imense charm, and Fubon decided to take me out on a second date… with no guarantor. We swiped, we scanned, we were scanned by others. It was the best week of my life, with my Fubon. I couldn’t help myself though, I needed more…
Yesterday I met with Fubon near Xike station, and we tied the knot… Fubon Platinum Banking.
Who knows what the future has in store for me and my Fubon, maybe a securities account.