Long before bungee jumping, sky diving and free basing cocaine, we had sliding down the fucking banister. From 6 floors up the view down the well was stomach churning, but who cared; nonchalance is to banister sliding as Brad is to Angelina. The commitment was tremendous, the balance superb, and to make a corner with a flourish and just a little something in the tail, one had to time their grip on the bar with Olympian precision and then let go to, at break-neck speed, race past the snails, who could quite well be hazarding three steps at a time, to clinch victory by alighting all Nadia Comaneci like.
[quote=“Fox”]Long before bungee jumping, sky diving and free basing cocaine, we had sliding down the fucking banister. From 6 floors up the view down the well was stomach churning, but who cared; nonchalance is to banister sliding as Brad is to Angelina. The commitment was tremendous, the balance superb, and to make a corner with a flourish and just a little something in the tail, one had to time their grip on the bar with Olympian precision and then let go to, at break-neck speed, race past the snails who could quite well be hazarding three steps at a time to clinch victory by alighting all Nadia Comaneci like.
Only to be acknowledged by a:
“Take a bow, why don’t yah?”[/quote]
You know, Fox, if you ever bothered to weave all these threads together, you’d end up with a damn fine book.