My Thoughts About Taiwan After 1.5 Years

Taiwan Living in Taiwan
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Maybe OP has conservative Asian parents that instilled certain values :wink:

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Like being perpetually unemployed?

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Hang on, which OP we talkin’ about?

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I was referring to the thread linked by @slawa

So not this thread’s OP :grin:

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Ohhhhhh…

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My guess is that she was referring to this (and that the phrase “white devils” was irony):

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Apologising about throwing a banana skin to a whole nation .

It doesn’t get more bizarre than that.

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Today there were a bunch of wax apples that had fallen off a tree down by the river. I picked one up, smelled it, and then made the impulsive and unwise decision to throw it into the river, thinking maybe the fish would like a nibble. This was in full view of a busy bridge. As soon as I saw that thing float down the river I was like, “that’s it, I’m fucked, I’ll be on facebook tonight and issuing my apology to the taiwanese people tomorrow”.

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Get a lawyer.

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Tomorrow news headline:
Foreigner steals fine produce, destroys it out of spite polluting the environment.

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Farmers blame foreign thieves for high fruit prices

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Foreigner frustrated with local language: in fit of rage throws apple and asks rhetorically why tones are needed at all

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“wax apples”.
I love them!! One of my top-2 favorite fruits in Taiwan, along with sugar apple.

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Foreign Pervert Gropes Local "Fruit"

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There are tones? :eek:

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there, looks much better.

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I also groped the riverside papaya, but is was more of an MRT public transportation type of grope.

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OK, the papaya makes sense…

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I’d hit that.

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Ah, the infamous “papaya milk.” Delicious! I’m considering adding that to my beverage line.