I am well-endowed. I am also frugal. Last week on a trip to Hong Kong for lunch, I popped into Mark’s & Spencers to replace my current fraying ensemble of underpants. I allocate a certain amount of my wardrobe budget to this most fundamental of inner attire each year. On this occasion, I walked too slowly past the lingerie section in Ladies’ Apparel before heading down the escalator and this naturally resulted in a re-direction of blood flow to my magnificent member. By the time I reached the underwear sub-section of Menswear, my raging erection had not subsided. Consequently, I purchased a pack of three dark blue underpants (to be worn inside-out on alternate days and never on a Sunday) without factoring in normal member size. Having disposed of last year’s collection (one blue, one black and one brown - I was hedging on an India trip), I am now left with three underpants which, for normal non-erection times, are too big. After a while of sitting down, they roll up from the top, leaving a ‘tube’ of coiled cotton at the top of my trouser leg and just below my bottom opening. This is uncomfortable. What is of concern to me, is that I have fully utilised my underwear budget for financial year 06/07 and I am at a loss as to what to do. I am loathe to overspend here so was wondering if any Forumosans would be willing to exchange my three dark blue underpants for one size smaller.